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thedailywhat:

Garfunkel and Oates Music Video of the Day: Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci play the same woman at 31 and 29, respectively.

Nailed it.

(Not Safe For Work — explicit lyrics. Also, Riki is a yeller.)

[rikiland]

I found this extremely amusing.

A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.

- Gandhi (via ageofreason)

(Source: jackiepalacio123)

“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.”

(Source: thespartanwarrior)

If any of you guys ever wanted to know what my dad is like.

Next week: naked twister.

Next week: naked twister.

(Source: remain-reckless)

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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My sister and I are creating a website.

My sister and I are going to create a website. We’re going to call it “Doing Fat People Things.” It’s where we take pictures of fat people doing fat people things and post them all. I find this incredibly amusing. Eating cupcakes, walking slowly on the treadmill while watching TV, supersizing their meals, etc. 

(Source: coralskyee)

"Sneakers" 1992

  • Whistler: I want peace on Earth and good will toward men.
  • Abby: WE ARE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. WE DON'T DO THAT.