My new tagline is "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."
We could have done it differently, but it wouldn’t have been fair.– Attrib. Bob Danforth
I dare you to do better.– Star Trek
Make Everything OK →
I'm not smart, you're just dumb.
Apparently, as far as the New York media is concerned, “Hopefully...– Mfd via Yahoo! Sports
Between Me and My Sister
Me: Let's hope no one ever reads my mind.
Krista: ...That's what I think all the time. And because no one is staring at you and gaping/crying I'm going to assume no one can.
Who leaves a body around to just be discovered? We never do and we’re not...– Misfits
Some of the cunning you got, some of the mustard, some of the sense… well...– Monstrous Regiment Terry Pratchett
I think I speak for everybody when I say we’re lazy and incompetent....– Misfits
They were holding hands. They always held hands, when they thought they were...– Monstrous Regiment Terry Pratchett
Alisha: Were you sniffing my knickers?
Simon: Do you think I risked my life traveling through the dimensions of time so that I could sniff your knickers?
Aisha: I don't know, did you?
I don't have any more fucks to give, because I...
dearyou-loveme asked: I found your blog through "I Wrote This For You" and I wanted to tell you that you and your blog are wonderful.
You have to get it through your head, I don't...
Once more into the fray, Into the last good fight I’ll ever know. Live and...– The Grey 2012
It can’t be just something that you do sometimes.– Rashad Evans
You said you wanted to piss on her tits. That’s something you should...– Misfits
Sometimes all we have is running away.
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a...– Sinclair Lewis
Walter: Why does a man who's responsible for saving the world feel the need to save one person?
Ira: If you haven't noticed saving the world doesn't make you any less lonely.
Walter: I would like to point out that those shoes do not make you any more beautiful than you are now.
Isabel: I'm pretty sure they do.
Walter: No, the kind of beautiful you are has nothing to do with those shoes.
I believe that one change to the requirements for the office of president, congress, and senate seats would greatly benefit not just the people, but especially the men and women who serve in the armed forces. That is require all these people to serve active duty in the armed forces for at least two years. Maybe then they would rethink sending people over to wars and using our military force...
monairthithmusic: You Make My Dreams Come...
Find something to love and care for above and beyond everything else. And then what do you do with it? You suffer for it. And soon it consumes you.
The logic of conscious thought is like the limb structure of the elephant,...– Idiot Solvant Gordan R Dickson
Me and My Cousin, about the bathroom
Me: Dude, you really need to start flushing after you take a piss.
Patrick: Oh, I'm doing that to save water. You know, help the environment. (Proceeds to finish his plastic water bottle and throw it into the garbage)
Me and Brother, searching for food.
Zack: Who's is this?
Me: It looks like yours.
Zack: How do you know?
Me: You're holding it.