The Different Ways I Die
officialiwrotethisforyou: And it made me lay awake, thinking of everyone I’ve ever known who died. And I hoped that someone would lay awake one night, thinking of me. (Don’t worry. I will feel enough for all of you.)
afternoonsnoozebutton: rasputin: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” #awkward What? Nooo… What?! Nooo… You can’t fly with that…
Do not fear mistakes. There are none.– Miles Davis (via randominternet)
Discussing my brother's spring break
Zack: I have next Wednesday off.
Me: So that's next Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday?
Krista: What are you going to do? You want to watch some kittens?
Zack: I think I'm going to do a rager Wednesday night...
Me: That sounds cool.
Krista: ... Isn't that like a really hard penis?!
Mongoose-to-cobra, two serpentine forms, he was my rival; are we fighting in...– Susie Thai Via Lyttle Lytton Contest
He kissed Abigail sensually, as if to say “I still need you” with his lips– Bryan Berrey Via Lyttle Lytton Contest
The Eventual Ghost
officialiwrotethisforyou: You have until the hour you die to do everything you’ve ever really wanted to do and say everything you’ve ever really wanted to say. It sounds less fair when you get older.
Well, maybe the reason I don't really have any...
"Rose" premiered 7 years ago today!
What I do differently when my parents aren't home:
afternoonsnoozebutton: jerrymuffinbutt: Play music slightly louder. Walk around the house without pants on. Except I don’t wait for people to leave to not wear pants.
I Ain't Got Time to Read That: The Lorax →
quicksummary: book: The Once-ler tells a young boy the story of how he mindlessly chopped down all the Truffula trees and destroyed the environment. He is filled with regret and sorrow at the way he treated the Lorax, a being who acted as a voice for the animals and trees. He gives the boy the last Truffula…
The Age At Which It Happens
officialiwrotethisforyou: One day, you realise that there are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way.
Did you ever meet the perfect girl? *Nodding of heads* When you were sober?...– Life “Hit Me Baby”
I was not looking forward to this.
This is a computer. We need it to get work done. Oh, how much does it improve your productivity? Uhh…. Does it improve your productivity? Well actually… It prevents me from getting work done.
Life "Not for Nothing"
Officer Henry: She was the best thing that ever happened to me...
Captain Kevin Tidwell: No, she was just the first.
If I push, you better push back harder.
The Truth is stupid.
Life "Civil War"
Officer: The object of this game is to save the princess, Farah.
Charlie: You think you can get to level 10?
Officer: Detective, I'm thirty years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet.
Having Goals and Driving Fast
Having goals, and throwing all your time and energy into them, is very similar to driving fast. Investing yourself into anything is a lot like driving. If you don’t have a goal, it’s like leaving the house without anywhere to go. It doesn’t matter how fast you go, because you don’t have anywhere to go. You may end up somewhere, but chances are far greater that you...
Lift-Run-Bang: Darksidin'... Obsessions... Pt. 3 -... →
thespartanwarrior: Your training life, just like your personal or professional life, is a journey. Or let me say, it’s supposed to be. People are in such a hurry to arrive at their destination that they never enjoy the trip, or even bother to ask themselves, what happens when or if I arrive at that destination? Quit? Make a new goal? Obsess over fat on their big toe? Want...
Life is short, eat desserts first.– Jacques Torres