I miss you,” I say. “You miss me? But I’m right here.”...– I Am Number Four Pittacus Lore
royacrystal: It takes more than fucking someone...
A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered...– Gandhi (via ageofreason)
“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader...
My sister and I are creating a website.
My sister and I are going to create a website. We’re going to call it “Doing Fat People Things.” It’s where we take pictures of fat people doing fat people things and post them all. I find this incredibly amusing. Eating cupcakes, walking slowly on the treadmill while watching TV, supersizing their meals, etc.
Whistler: I want peace on Earth and good will toward men.
Abby: WE ARE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. WE DON'T DO THAT.
My brother, sister, and I on grandma's birthday.
Krista: Yea, I'd hate to break it to you, but grandma's not making it to 80.
Zack: Oh, I should probably take it easy on introducing her to Brendan then.
Krista: Yea, that's just what we need, you saying 'Oh grandma, here's my gay partner Brenden' and then her having a heart attack.
Me: Well at least she doesn't die alone then. Everyone would be around her. Instead of dying in the middle of the night all alone with no one there to comfort her.
Krista: Thank you Ryan, I am never sleeping over grandma's again.
My brother and I, returning from ShopRite.
Me: So brother, what would you like to do for your graduation?
Zack: Well I was thinking about getting a stripper.
Me: I don't think I'd be interested in watching any of the strippers you would get...
Zack: Are you sure about that?
Me: Yea, I don't think I'd sit around watching him strip.
Zack: What if it was androgynous?
Me: OK, I'll give it to you. I would watch that. It would be like a puzzle.
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
Some might look at my behaviors and call them addictions. Fixations. Arrested...– Lucky Bastard S.G. Browne
At that moment, it seemed to him that time stood still, and the Soul of the...– The Alchemist Paulo Coelho
Still, in spite of everything, I have to admit I’m excited and a little...– Lucky Bastard S.G. Browne
Alright, here goes. I’m old. What that means is that I’ve survived...– http://www.reddit.com/user/GSnow http://www.reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/hax0t/my_friend_just_died_i_dont_know_what_to_do/c1u0rx2
I’ve got a name. A good one. It starts with a b and ends with itch. ...– Lucky Bastard S.G. Browne
she’s had enough to drink that I’m pretty confident sex isn’t...– Lucky Bastard S.G. Browne
Sometimes, there’s just no way to hold back the river.– The Alchemist Paulo Coelho
The Remaining Mirrors
officialiwrotethisforyou: And I hide because there’s more to me than what you see and I’m not sure you’d like the rest. I know that sometimes, I don’t like the rest.
When you see a man checking out a woman, he’s either storing up...– Lucky Bastard S.G. Browne
Money can’t buy life.– Bob Marley, last words to his son Ziggy.
When all the things you want to happen are falling...
Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I...– Hank Moody. Californication. (via sulliedtd)
The hero doesn’t get the reward. The hero pays the price.– Unknown (via randominternet)
Some days I'm ok. Others I'm not.
I regret all the things I never did.
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Abed: You're drinking?.
Annie: Yea, well my life can't get double ruined!